Heres what you start with. You've got your band t-shirt, of course. Then you've got your pants. How many times have you gotten your jacket on and then realized that you forgot your suspenders? Then you have to start all over again. Frustrating huh?!?! So now aren't you proud, you've completed the first step. But the question is, can you finish?

Well you got your pants on the right way and happened to remember the suspenders, now aren't you special? Now you've squeezed into your jacket and sucked all your gut in when you go to zip it up. "Think small and pray the seams hold!" Now lets see what you can do when you have to get your overlay on and get some stuff buttoned together while you can't breathe.

ALLRIGHTY!!! So you happened to get halfway through you're little trek huh? You managed to get the back of the overlay on and button the front of it so that you can no longer swallow. If you think you can make it, then keep going. If not, sit down and take 5.

Now you're starting to feel better about yourself but then there's always something to worry about. Did you check with someone to make sure that you are wearing the white front, or the black front? Hmmmm. Now's the time you would hate to look down and realize the suspenders are dangling down at your sides. If you managed to turn to each side and get all those top buttons fastened without your pants unsnapping or unzipping on the sides, then I congratulate you!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Now you've managed to put the uniform on, bend over without your pants ripping, and get your hat. You've put your chicken (plume) in the hat and strapped it on. Its been about 20 minutes, but now you look good and you are ready to go out there and play your heart out. Just pray that you dont pop a button off during your performance. Have fun!